buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
you’d think after years of having your last name misspelled and pronounced wrong it wouldn’t bother you at all anymore because you’ve grown used to it but no
it still does